What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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Me : I don't drink

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Thank you.

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Tea ?

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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

He : I'm 24.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Molestiae quas aut aut quisquam eum aut.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Sure.

Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

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Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

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He : Then let's have some coffee

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What are some photos of masturbation?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?